Have you ever forgotten what you were going to do? Then God cancelled your Sims action

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Have you even had that feeling that there is someone controlling your life like it’s a game? Ever wonder why you forget what you were going to do when you walk into a room? Well, wonder no more, for our scientists have found something very interesting. Invisible to the human eye, there are these strange green crystals floating above our heads. These seem to be transmitters for God to send his orders to us all. We believe that forgetting what you were doing is God changing his mind and cancelling the order he gave you. We found this while testing out a new kind of glasses that would help you record people by looking at them. But that is another topic for another time. This is a discovery that has the entire world talking. Many are relating these crystals to the same ones in the game Sims. We tried to get an interview from the man himself, but his receptionist Peter said he was on holiday with his son. We await the callback from the big man himself. This discovery will change how we humans will feel about our own freedom.

 

 

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Have you ever forgotten what you were going to do? Then God cancelled your Sims action

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