*photo taken by student
As a student who loves school lunches, I am embarrassed by the lack of students waiting in line to get their sodium and trans fats. Why are they leaving cheap, processed foods to enter the pricey reality of food trucks? The “Gluten Free” truck is especially horrifying, since it offers no products from the local food laboratories. Who cares about diabetes or high blood cholesterol? That’s not our problem. We are busy people and our parents have bills. Food has to be cheap, easy, and enough to keep us satisfied and our pockets full. Why would we torture ourselves to the point of becoming emotionally unstable teenagers by eating a pricey and unsatisfying salad? We must not let truck people prosper! I believe it best to lock everyone into the cafeteria and put metal bars over windows to prevent student resistance. We need to keep our lunch servers happy, laboratories employed, students satisfied, and keep parents free from unnecessary expenses. Although the government objects this, I believe food dictatorship may be necessary to force students over pickiness that makes them put jobs on the line and makes them sacrifice their own health. Support the Food Dictatorship now!