MEXICO WILL PAY FOR THE WALL TO KEEP THOSE “BAD HAMBRES” OF AMERICA OUT OF THEIR COUNTRY

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NEW YORK, NY This past Friday, Former Mexican President Vicente Fox announced that Mexico will pay for the border wall that will outline the United States. Not long before this, President Fox had stated that he, “will not pay for that fucking wall.” He has shown a lot of anger towards Trump’s talk about building the wall that Mexico will pay for. President Vicente first shocked the world about denying the wall that EVERYBODY WANTS and has once again shocked us all in agreeing to pay for it. To find out why he wants it, the United States hired an investigator. The Investigator retrieved a phone call between Former President Vicente and the current President Enrique Peña Nieto in which the two said they were going to pay for the wall in order to keep the Americans out of their country because they were causing too much crime. The exact quote from President Fox was, “We need the wall because we have some bad hambres here and need to get them out.” President Fox believes the wall will help Mexico with their excessive immigration problem and will settle the overpopulation problem in their country. In an interview famous African-Mexican professional soccer player, Colinito Kaepernico, told our journalists, “I have decided I will sit for the Mexican national anthem at our next game due to the racist actions taken by our government.” The racism against our innocent Americans from the Mexican government is terrible and should not be tolerated.  

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MEXICO WILL PAY FOR THE WALL TO KEEP THOSE “BAD HAMBRES” OF AMERICA OUT OF THEIR COUNTRY

2 thoughts on “MEXICO WILL PAY FOR THE WALL TO KEEP THOSE “BAD HAMBRES” OF AMERICA OUT OF THEIR COUNTRY

  1. I really like how you made a current event into something really funny but understandable at the same time. You made the point clear that Mexico’s President does not want to pay to build the wall.

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