I Have A PLan

IMG_1723.JPGNowadays, poverty in the bay area has been rising and rising. It is only going to continue unless someone does something about it. No one else has to, so I guess it has to be me, Adam Nightshade. Of course it would have to be me, the rich CEO Billionaire who controls up to 77% of the work offered in the Bay Area. I run multiple companies like Courtyard Marriott, Starbucks, and other big companies. I see all of these peasants running around, working like hounds just to get a few table scraps. You see, i’m tired of it. I want to make the Bay Area a place without any poor people. I want to make it a beautiful place, a great place. I want to bring it back to its former glory, before all of these drug dealers, immigrants and homeless people looking for work came. I have a plan, but for it to work, I need the help of the mayors from the bay area.

Now the start of my plan is to make prices for everything higher. This seems like it will only make more homeless and poor people but you need to hear the rest of the plan to see how it will work out. Next, I will raise wages and paychecks to balance it out. This will make the raised prices hurt those without jobs even more. Then, I will reduce the amount of work so the poor people will be put out of work, which will increase the chance of them leaving by a lot. This will surely work out because I thought of it, but if it doesn’t I have a final plan. That plan is called Project Z and it will surely work. At every single work place, even small businesses there will be a time when the workers will have to fight to the death. Of course, if you’re rich then you can pay to be kept out, and the price will be high enough so that poor people can’t afford it.

Since I own the Waste Management Company, I have a way of disposing of the bodies. We are going to burn them to ash, and cleanse our bay area. This death battle will force all of the workers to fight each other if they can’t produce the cash to pay out of it. They can use anything at their disposal and only 20% will be able to survive, so if you were to be one the people, you would have to be apart of the last 20% alive in your workplace to be able to keep your job and life. If you survive also, you will gain a raise since there will be less workers to pay. This raise will be equal to all the people that survive because in doing so, these workers will have more money causing them to not be poor anymore. Once everyone has stable jobs and aren’t poor anymore we can go back to how things were before.

 

My Waste Management Company can dispose of the bodies very quickly and easily with our new incinerator. I truly believe that this plan can work out and benefit us in the best way possible, and the people whose support I need the most is you, the mayors. You know that this city needs this. You know that this can bring back the great days to the Bay Area. This beautiful place I call my home will be even greater once this plan works, and trust me it will. These poor people are overcrowding us, and now there are a ton of homeless people. These homeless fill up my hometown of San Francisco and are poisoning us. The poor people are the ones that are holding us back from progressing, because at the end of the day, they can’t afford to live like us, so they don’t deserve to live, like us.

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I Have A PLan

Hypebeast Has Crippling Depression after Missing Recent Supreme Drop

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A local hypebeast who goes by the name yvng_azn on social media has crippling depression now after missing a pretty recent supreme drop. The drop happened on February 23, 2017. This well-known hypebeast had been waiting for this drop his entire life. Now his parents have told us that he hasn’t left his room. He has even been seen by his parents looking at the Supreme website while slowly crying himself to sleep. He had a statement for us, “I f****d with the vision fam, but I missed it. Now there is no reason for me to live.” His parents are very worried for him as well, “You know, Supreme is his life. He really loves it with all his heart. It all started when he saw the supreme brick, he then fell in love.” The next school day he attended, many students reported weeping from the same stall that he was spotted entering. His teachers said that he seemed very sad and unmotivated. He still had a lot of supreme clothes, and yet he wasn’t satisfied. He was heard saying to other students saying, “I have crippling depression.” Now a week later, he bought more Supreme clothes since they had another drop and he isn’t an emotional emo. Yes, an emotional emo that’s a thing now. He now has yeezy’s on his feet, Supreme on his body, and a reason to live in his heart. He is now reportedly ready to “F*** with the vision fam” and “Let’s link, i’m tryna build.”

Hypebeast Has Crippling Depression after Missing Recent Supreme Drop