America’s Future

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People of the Unites States,

I have come to realize that there is a big problem that is hampering the image of America, which we have worked so tirelessly to build up. We have spent countless time and money to try and fix this problem, but we can no longer continue to cover this problem. This inferior problem has continued to grow and it is now time to take action and finally make America what it is suppose to be. We must end the problem of this social inequality that has left us with the burden to carry. The lower, working, and middle class are continuing to hurt us as a nation, and we no longer will continue to help them, for I have found the perfect solution to end this horrendous problem and thus better our nation.

The solution, Project Restoration, I have created will finally liberate the top four percent to do as they please, and they no longer have to carry the burden of the poor, working, and middle class. These people just hinder us from prospering as a nation, and as a result have fallen behind the global ladder. To analyze the solution, we must separate it into three phases with each having a specific outcome for each phase. Hopefully by accepting and conducting my solution we can bring America back the dignity it had lost.

The first phase of the solution is to target the worst of the worst in our society, the lower class. These inferior people, if they should be called that, have caused the most disgrace to our beautiful nation. We’ve tried to help these creatures for far too long, and there is no other solution for them but extermination. Let me be clear, we have not given up on them, it is just that they have not taken advantage of the opportunity we have given them. They continue to grow as now almost 10% of our nation is filled of them. This will be the easiest phase of the three, for extermination will be the easiest method of restoration. These inferior people are useless to us and are worth nothing on the market, thus extermination was the only option. Extermination would be conducted quickly and humanely and their bodies will be used in the agriculture business as fertilizer, thus saving us tons of money in foreign fertilizer.

The second phase of the project is the most time consuming as it will involve both the working and middle class of the United States which accounts to almost 90% of this nations society. Since these people are still somewhat useful in society we may be able to keep those who still have a chance of becoming something relevant. To determine this we will proctor an IQ Exam and a physical evaluation test, with the top three percent in each category being able to keep their chance of living in this beautiful nation. Those who test in the top 50% will be sold on the world market at a flat rate of $200,000, this way they can leave the nation knowing they helped to bring prosperity to their motherland. Those left will be seen as inferior, but not completely useless, as these these ‘inferiors’ will be used as labor workers for the third phase.

The third and final phase of Project Restoration would be the reconstruction of America to appeal to our new more prosperous society. With our society, now more refined, we must take on the modernization of infrastructure and our lifestyle in general. The labor of the work will be done by those who tested the worst in phase two, and will be managed by those who tested high in phase two. This way the inferior can be put to work for no wage and the managers can be tested to see how useful they can be in society.

I hope that the people of America understand that Project Restoration is for the best of American society and that hopefully we can make America great again.

Your Future Leader Wilbur Ross

America’s Future

Immigrants in America? Since when?

IMG_5514 2.jpgOkay but what is Immigration really? Some Americans get so aggravated and insulted when people approve and defend the rights of immigrants in the United States. But here’s some devastating news if you haven’t known already. The WHOLE United States was built off Immigration. Crazy right? If it weren’t for the Europeans coming over, taking over Native American land along with the Hispanic land, colonizing it and abusing their power to become one of the most powerful nations in the world… they still would have taken over some other land; but of course we’d probably all speak a different language along with having a COMPLETELY different lifestyle. So what’s the harm with having people from other countries live in the UNITED States. I mean we are the land of strength and opportunity, why single out those who want it? Is it because obviously taking what’s not your is not acceptable? Not at all. This is America we’re perfect! So it’s true, immigrants try to take everything away from the Americans in the United States? Of course! I mean, if Lations, didn’t do the work Americans hate to do it makes sense blaming them for our decrease in jobs within the American people. Of course being born IN America with immigrants parents isn’t enough to consider yourself American. This immigration thing is crazy! “They are PEOPLE just like you and me trying to grab opportunity and strength in the so called Land of the Free.” Get that out of here!

Immigrants in America? Since when?

Mike Pence Strives to End World Hunger With a Little Self Control

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“Hunger is just a compulsion. It can be changed.” 

World hunger has been a quite prominent issue for some time now. Ever walk down your city block and see children, parents, and teens starving on the street? Begging for anything they can put in their stomachs to ease the pain? Thank God we have a solution. Finally. Mike Pence has been VP for a little over a month now, and he’s already making waves of humanitarian change. Pence is a man who is full of great solutions to American issues. When he was asked about his view’s on LGBTQ rights, he said “I believe homosexuality is a compulsion that can be contained, repressed or changed”.  Wow. How lucky are we to have such an understanding, open minded, people-person as our VP. And good thing he’s going to apply this notion to the starvation problem too! Haven’t eaten for weeks? Stomach feels like it’s going to implode? Little to no flesh left due to fat loss? Don’t worry. Mike Pence will help by reminding you that your urges to eat can be contained, repressed, or changed.

Trump’s infamous Wall is no new news. Pence is now hoping to use the wall around the Mexican border as a tool to his plan. By having Mexicans pay the US Government to stand on top of the wall and chant “Screw being hungry, we love Pence”, the amount of hungry citizens should drop by nearly 90%! That’s incredible! I personally cannot believe  how kind and inspirational this man is. Without Mike Pence’s innovative, creative, and selfless ideas, who knows how much longer people could be starving? Adios world hunger! 

Mike Pence Strives to End World Hunger With a Little Self Control

Can Angry Americans Stump the Trump?

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          As of January 20th of the year 2017, Donald John Trump Sr. has been sworn into office. Congratulations to Mr.Trump for his landslide 75% win margin against presidential competitor Bernie Sanders. But even with such a staggering victory, many of the resident americans are unhappy with their nation’s newest change in leadership. It has been reported, that an estimated 45.8% of the latino population has agreed to mold together to form a “Gundam Robot”  that will “ Not stop till’ he got 40 caps in his big wrinkly mouth”.  It has also been reported the emigration rate has increased by over 40%, emigration to Canada and Mexico has prompted the nations to threaten america with building a wall to stem the overflow of fleeing U.S immigrants. The numbers and evidence are all here, but Trump still claims that they are fleeing the Sombrero-bot rather than his neo-political or wealth catering political plans. Fortunately, not all of america is collapsing, with the implosion of the vast majority of our nation’s infrastructure, drug cartels have deemed us too “unstable” and “unpredictable” to do business with. It is unknown if the self-proclaimed “Sombrero Bot” has been successful on its murderous endeavor, but at least things can only go uphill from here.

 

Can Angry Americans Stump the Trump?