“Oh Of Course You Can Touch My Hair; Fourth Annual Curl Exhibit”

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OAKLAND, CA— Here in this exotic city filled with numerous creatures, for this time around Curl Exhibit is hosting it’s fourth annual showcase right here in the heart of Oakland. These exhibits are extraordinary showcasing animals extremely soft fur ranging from all different colors, shapes, sizes and textures. These tamed animals are put on pedestals displaying their touchable fur to the public. Each year around we have numerous gatherers pulling out their phones, cameras, and microscopes all to see what they have paid for. The people in the exhibit are extremely friendly and absolutely love when their fur is touched, inspected, and felt. Bob, one of Curl Exhibits most exotic individual says, “Oh of course you can touch my hair!” “I love it so much” smiling happily as his hair is touched and looked upon.  Sally Benson says, “I’ve never seen such a thing! I’m so fascinated that I secretly snip a piece of hair to keep with me forever AND EVER.” Each year this Curl Exhibit really teaches that touching people’s hair, is by far not weird, or undesired by the individuals. So if you want to see this 2 day Curl Exhibit go on, come on by on March 25, 2016 at 1257 Market Street to get your fingers truly caught into something great. 

 

“Oh Of Course You Can Touch My Hair; Fourth Annual Curl Exhibit”

Can Angry Americans Stump the Trump?

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          As of January 20th of the year 2017, Donald John Trump Sr. has been sworn into office. Congratulations to Mr.Trump for his landslide 75% win margin against presidential competitor Bernie Sanders. But even with such a staggering victory, many of the resident americans are unhappy with their nation’s newest change in leadership. It has been reported, that an estimated 45.8% of the latino population has agreed to mold together to form a “Gundam Robot”  that will “ Not stop till’ he got 40 caps in his big wrinkly mouth”.  It has also been reported the emigration rate has increased by over 40%, emigration to Canada and Mexico has prompted the nations to threaten america with building a wall to stem the overflow of fleeing U.S immigrants. The numbers and evidence are all here, but Trump still claims that they are fleeing the Sombrero-bot rather than his neo-political or wealth catering political plans. Fortunately, not all of america is collapsing, with the implosion of the vast majority of our nation’s infrastructure, drug cartels have deemed us too “unstable” and “unpredictable” to do business with. It is unknown if the self-proclaimed “Sombrero Bot” has been successful on its murderous endeavor, but at least things can only go uphill from here.

 

Can Angry Americans Stump the Trump?