“Oh Of Course You Can Touch My Hair; Fourth Annual Curl Exhibit”

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OAKLAND, CA— Here in this exotic city filled with numerous creatures, for this time around Curl Exhibit is hosting it’s fourth annual showcase right here in the heart of Oakland. These exhibits are extraordinary showcasing animals extremely soft fur ranging from all different colors, shapes, sizes and textures. These tamed animals are put on pedestals displaying their touchable fur to the public. Each year around we have numerous gatherers pulling out their phones, cameras, and microscopes all to see what they have paid for. The people in the exhibit are extremely friendly and absolutely love when their fur is touched, inspected, and felt. Bob, one of Curl Exhibits most exotic individual says, “Oh of course you can touch my hair!” “I love it so much” smiling happily as his hair is touched and looked upon.  Sally Benson says, “I’ve never seen such a thing! I’m so fascinated that I secretly snip a piece of hair to keep with me forever AND EVER.” Each year this Curl Exhibit really teaches that touching people’s hair, is by far not weird, or undesired by the individuals. So if you want to see this 2 day Curl Exhibit go on, come on by on March 25, 2016 at 1257 Market Street to get your fingers truly caught into something great. 

 

“Oh Of Course You Can Touch My Hair; Fourth Annual Curl Exhibit”

Study Shows That People Who Use the “Over” Form When Using Toilet Paper Have a Decrease in Anxiety Around 15%

IMG_1341Long debated across America and the rest of the world, the question of “over or under?” has finally been answered. A study from the top scatologists around the world shows that humans aged 18-30 show remarkably lessened levels of anxiety when utilizing the “over” method. Meanwhile, test subjects that were forced to use the “under” method were often found yelling at the roll of paper, irked by the cylinder’s lack of ability to unroll properly. In fact, two of these subjects were caught flipping the roll to the “over” position when using the toilet paper, and then reversing it back once they left the bathroom.

With this definite proof, the people of Earth may now begin a new revolution. The people of the “under” side might be tough to convince, but the evidence is indisputable. With this new information, the world will be flipped upside down to reveal a reality that may be hard for some people (“under” scum), but it is something the righteous must come together on to educate the weak-minded. Now that we have conquered the topic of toilet paper, we must move on to the next question: should one wipe standing up or sitting down?

 

Study Shows That People Who Use the “Over” Form When Using Toilet Paper Have a Decrease in Anxiety Around 15%