Supercar company, Lamborghini Automobili, issues a major recall on over 5,900 supercars!
Have you ever been driving around town, enjoying your Prius, saving the environment one mile at a time, sipping your vegan shake through your reusable cup, and then some douche in a brand new Lamborghini pulls up next to you at a red light. You look over at the owner and he just reeks of privilege. The light turns green and he gets from 0 to breaking the law in sub three seconds. The sound of his gas guzzling V12 just makes you want to puke. You soon find yourself stuck at the next red light with the same douche. He puts his spawn of satan into neutral and just revs the engine so everyone in a five block radius knows that he is driving a Lambo. You start to wish that this douche bag would just burn in hell. Well you’re in luck! After his third rev the douche’s engine compartment catches fire! You laugh to yourself and drive away in your near silent Prius. Just to gloat one more time, you look for the monstrosity of a car in your rearview mirror. To your pleasant surprise, the entire overpriced sports car is engulfed in flames and then BOOM! The abomination of transportation blows up! The douches leg with a Gucci slipper lands next to your car. You chuckle to yourself and start brainstorming on how you are going to make it clear to everyone you see today that your are a vegan!