Donald Trump to build wall along Canadian border.

“Don’t think you’re not getting a wall too,  Snow Mexicans.”

A Canadian immigrant attempts to climb a border fence.  Trump’s proposed wall would be “YUGE!!!!!!“

Those are the words the President tweeted last Sunday night, in response to the visit by Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau.  The interaction between the leaders started off friendly enough, and a warm handshake was exchanged.  Though very few questions were answered afterwards about the meeting, the president was all smiles 2 hours later at Trudeau’s departure.  About a day after the Canadian left, however, a photo surfaced of Ivanka Trump staring longingly at the Prime Minister.  The Donald was reportedly very “jealous” of the attention Ivanka was giving Justin, claiming “I don’t know why Ivanka is so fond of {Justin} I mean, she’s not his daughter.”  The sentence is apparently a reference to an earlier, infamous quote, “perhaps if {Ivanka} wasn’t my daughter, I would be dating her.” After the image went viral, President Trump promised to get revenge against the handsome leader of Canada, and assumingly all of his citizens.  We managed to talk to Trump’s chief strategist, Steve Bannon, on the events.   We barely were able to recognize him with his ghost-halloween costume on.  He had very little to say, all we were able to make out was “…South will rise again”  He then proceeded to tear off all of his clothes and ran away into the night.  When announcing to congress plans to build a wall, Canadian-born Senator Ted Cruz seemed very uncomfortable, for some reason.  We also managed to get a word from Justin himself.  After catching up to him, he dismounted his Royal Canadian Moose.   While drinking a cup of maple syrup, all he had to say was “Sorry, I don’t really care aboot what your talking about, eh?  Sorry eh.”